I crouched down next to the two boys, next to Chris's house. It was the middle of the night and I still had no idea why we were there. "So, why am I here?" I asked.
Johnny grinned evilly, "We're gonna play a prank on Chris and you're gonna help." He looked me up and down creepily, but I ignored it.
I looked at him, fluttering my eyes innocently, "Why? I like Chris."
Leo swallowed and said uneasily, "Oh, I think you'll like this."
A grin broke across my face, "What do you want me to do?"
After the boys explained their plan to me, I giggled, blushing a bit, "Awesome! Okay, give me a boost."
They locked arms and I stepped onto their hands. I could almost feel their breath on my legs as they drooled at the below-view of my skirt. I rolled my eyes and climbed through the window. Yes! Chris's bedroom! Perfect.
Once I was inside, the boys climbed into the tree outside the window, watching anxiously. Oh, this was going to be so great! I didn't even care if Chris didn't like it, I sure as hell would!
I watched Chris, sleeping peacefully in his bed, dazed for a second. I snapped out of it, remembering my mission. I crept over to him silently and put one leg over his sleeping form, grinning. Holding myself up with my hands, I kneeled over Chris and said, "Oh, Chris!" His eyes shot open and I pressed my lips against his.
Horrified, Chris pushed me onto the floor and sat up, screaming on the top of his lungs, "AAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGGGIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Geez, what a Momma's boy. Er, sister's boy?
I started to panic and darted under the bed, watching to see what would happen.
Angie rushed in, her hair messed up from sleeping, "What? What is it, Chris?" I wonder why Chris's mom didn't rush to his aid. Maybe she just got sick of him and said, "I'm sick of this, you take over, Angela!"
"K-KATHERINE!!!" Chris wailed, sobbing.
Looking confused, Angie sat down next to him and smoothed his hair, "Oh, did you have another Kathy nightmare, Honey?"
Kathy nightmare? I thought, a little offended. Chris shook his head, tears running down his cheeks, "K-Katherine.... was HERE!!!"
I was surprised Angie didn't think her brother was on crack. She simply kissed his forehead and said, "Look, I'm sure it was just a dream, Sweetie. Katherine couldn't have reached the window all by herself."
Leo and Johnny started snickering from the tree. Oh god, please stop! Stop! Stop! They'll hear you.... I thought, holding my breath. I dropped the blanket over my face, crawling back farther under the bed.
I heard Chris and Angie laughing fakey, loud laughs. I bit my lip, praying that they won't look under the bed....
There was a silence and I watched in horror as the blanket slowly lifted up.....
Chris and Angie peeked under the bed, face-to-face with me. Their eyes widened and they jumped back. Chris screamed an ear-piercing scream and Angie screamed too. "ANGIE!!! I TOLD YOU!!!!! SHE'S THERE!!!!" Chris wailed. Crap!
I stood up behind the bed, feeling the blood drain from my face. This wasn't supposed to happen! Stupid Johnny, stupid Leo....
Chris and Angie stood in the corner of the room, huddling together like some frightened animals. Angie pointed a finger at me and yelled, "What the hell are you doing in my house?"
I didn't answer, how could I?
Suddenly, loud laughter came from outside the window. Damn it! Stupid boys! I stood where I was, frozen, while Chris and Angie walked toward the window. Chris held Angie's hand and she called out, "Zachary? Johnny? Daniel? This isn't funny, come out." I watched Chris as he held onto his sister's hand, shuttering as he recovered from sobbing like a baby. I almost felt bad....
After a pause, the leaves of the tree started to part. No, no, don't do it, boys..... you stupid things.... I thought, swallowing as I watched the tree, my hands shaking.
Angie's eyes widened as she saw Leo and Johnny. Oh, that's right, Leo's her friend. Angie swallowed, looking hurt, her eyes were sad. "Chris," She said grimly, "Get the gun, it's under my bed." Chris nodded and quickly left the room.
Holy shit! I thought, They have a gun??? Out of all the people..... My eyes widened in pure terror.
I spun around, putting one leg out the window and holding out my arms for the boys to help me. "They have a gun? You idiots! Get me the hell out of here!" I screeched.
They helped me and we tried frantically to get out of the tree. Angie stood in the window, staring at us coldly, mercilessly. I must admit, I was scared as hell.
Then Chris returned and handed Angie a..... water gun? Were they serious? I almost laughed.
What was in there, pee? Hahaha- wait. Pee? Ick! I hoped not!
"Did you load it?" Angie asked Chris, sounding like some person from The Matrix. Chris nodded and said something back, grinning evilly. Oh, Chris. You don't have to do this to me, Gorgeous....
Angie aimed the water gun at us and put her finger on the trigger. We were soon all covered head-to-toe in green muck. I screamed. Oh my god, what is this? I thought, spitting it out and wiping it off my face.
Leo, Johnny, and I all began swearing like sailors, running around helplessly, trying to escape. We ran away, leaving Angie and Chris laughing from their window. Oh, I can't believe them! Chris, why? I mean, I know they deserved it, but, me? I was a victim too!
I ran home, covered in green muck and hating everything.
This sucked.
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